The BS reports that the National Enquirer
reports that a "West Coast source" reports that O.J. Simpson has been paid $3.5 million
from an unnamed publisher for a confessional tell-all entitled If I Did It
. The book is said to recount how O.J. "hypothetically" would have murdered his ex-wife Nicole and friend Ron Goldman -- if he were the real killer, of course.
I'm pretty skeptical of this report for obvious reasons. But then again, if Penguin is willing to publish the memoirs of a tyrant
, perhaps nothing is out of bounds in the publishing industry these days.