If the advance fits, will someone publish it?

The BS reports that the National Enquirer reports that a "West Coast source" reports that O.J. Simpson has been paid $3.5 million from an unnamed publisher for a confessional tell-all entitled If I Did It. The book is said to recount how O.J. "hypothetically" would have murdered his ex-wife Nicole and friend Ron Goldman -- if he were the real killer, of course.

I'm pretty skeptical of this report for obvious reasons. But then again, if Penguin is willing to publish the memoirs of a tyrant, perhaps nothing is out of bounds in the publishing industry these days.